doofhead

Fucking idiot

That piece of no existence lifeless ass wipe of deushery is such a doofhead.

by Nicolaecarpathea November 6, 2017

Roger Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz's chad younger brother. I mean, jacked and mayor of a not shithole city? Absolute Chad

Roger Doofenshmirtz is a very handsome man.

by Signup Man December 10, 2021

Give Em Doof

To look at someone in a large city and make an awkward face and throw a peace sign.

Yo dude see that old lady, give em doof!

by lmk1213 December 11, 2011

doofenshmirtz

a way to preform intercourse on a brainless fish

"get out of the fountain, we clearly prohibit doofenshmirtzing in this mall"

by Private_obvious November 13, 2017

doofer

A Doofer can be anything. When you can't think of the name of an object or item just replace the unknown name with doofer and hey presto.

"Margret Wheres thats doofer for the wotsit?"

by Mc Numpty March 20, 2004

doof

A combination of the words "dork" and "goof", usually used in a joking manner. However, when someone does something really stupid it can be used to point out their stupidity.

Friend: I saw you in the Bio room yesterday!
Me: I wasn't at school yesterday, ya doof!

Friend: We walked past the marshmallows twice while we were looking for them!
Me: Wow, ya big doof!

by Alyena April 1, 2008

Doffensive

Verb. A new tactic introduced by the San Diego Fire Dept circa. 2011,and continued into practice today, whereby your fire attack consists of going offensive, getting scared, going defensive for hours, then going offensive again and sending your men into an unsafe building. Famous examples include the University Ave and Kettlebell Gym fires.

"Hey man did you go to that fire last night?"

"Yeah, we burnt that place to the ground. It was a total doffensive fire"

by Sgt Shmuckleberry Hound June 21, 2013