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donald trump

proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president

"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"

in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...
tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world

tom- thankgod we have harry potter
by anonymous November 11, 2016
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donald trump

A trash president that is a orange and a pedo, he also eats his shit.
"Man that Donald Trump guy is a orange"
by MomtTheLoli December 6, 2020
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donald trump

The worst president of the US ever. His name does not deserve to be capitalized, do he can move to russia
This Idiot named Donald Trump said "Let's Build a Wall and not pay taxes!".
by Darth Plagueis the Wise1 December 8, 2020
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donald trump

Donald trump "we need to build a wall and need to build it fast" but wait wall + fast=wallfast wallfax wallstreet fast=fax=street street fleet fleak vine v and a line triangle tri o illmanatii confremmed
illlmanatii bill cypher=space and time aliens
by tigergiantwatermelon May 24, 2016
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donald trump

the most dumbass president ever in the History of the United States the man was born without a brain. if god gave Trump a brain he would more dangerous than even most of the voters were as dumb as him to vote for trump. In the English language, Trump actually means the wind that comes out of the Ass. so basically Donald trump's mother gave birth to from her ass
guy 1 " hey you heard about Donald Trump being president"
Guy 2 " Oh that dumb fuck who was born without a brain"
by big ginger 88 March 22, 2017
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donald trump

One who is racist towards Mexicans
One who wears a toupe
Another word for Asshole
One who wishes he could get pussy but can't
Dante : Come on, Garroth, you couldn't get Aphmau if you TRIED
Laurence : =O
Garroth : DANTE YOUR DEAD!!!!!!
Travis : Wow Dante you are such a Donald Trump XD. Nichole would NEVER give it to you XD XD
by K4w411Ch4n September 8, 2016
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donald trump

a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.
costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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