The Daily Doily

Idle gossip and chit chat

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

dilznick

east coast slang: dick (slang: male genitalia)

I think she just wants me for my dilznick.

by MCH51 October 22, 2004

dolzop

Descriptive name for the dull thudding sound that a joke makes when it hits the forehead of an engineer or scientist.

I told that poindexter a killer joke and all I could hear was a dolzop and crickets... dude was dead at the wheel!

by FunBags August 31, 2005

Dilzy

1.(noun) Someone who displays heroic properties.
2.(noun)(adj) An especially erudite comment from a participant in a debate (usually political).

1. Superman is a real dilzy.
2. (noun)That was a real dilzy by the speaker.
3. (adj) That was a really dilzy comment by the speaker.

by PartyMarty May 10, 2007

doilet

When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.

My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."

by DimplesNCurls October 9, 2011

soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

Dilz

As close to downsyndrome you can physically look without actually having downsyndrome.

Nick: Dude, does that guy have downsyndrome?
Mick: No, he's just ugly in every possible way.
Nick: No way! He's is beyond ugly, that guy is Dilz.

by Jealous Fella November 19, 2009