Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 09, 2021

Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.

After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".

by happy hal August 06, 2017

durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles

Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.

by SlickSid September 25, 2013

shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx October 24, 2007

chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse September 01, 2014

Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.

Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!

by McBerg November 24, 2009

Anemone Diver

To thrust ones penis into a sea anemone

Phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his penis deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. He received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the ER.

by The almighty Drew July 27, 2015