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ditto monkey

A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.
"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"
ditto monkey by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005
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ditto head 

Any person who loves the Rush Limbaugh radio show. Ditto heads totally agree with Rush's opinions and stand behind him without question. The word ditto was first used by a caller on his show who agreed with the accolades given Rush by a previous caller. The praise Rush was given by callers was becoming too long winded and Rush promoted the use of ditto by his callers as a means to be brief and to show their approval at the same time.
I really love Rush Limbaugh so I guess you could call me a (ditto head).
ditto head by A.B. Reid September 30, 2005
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Ditto pig 

The original makers of the emoji dashboard wanted to have their emoji's have meanings,however, that didn't catch popularity. One of the most notable emoji's was the ditto pig. Seen here (🐷) this lovable little emoji means exactly what it sounds like and is the emoji way of saying ditto
Boy: I love you
Girl: 🐷 (ditto pig)
Ditto pig by Peopleperson123 March 16, 2015

Ditto Whoring

A tactic in any handheld-console pokemon game where, immediately after the player obtains the transforming pokemon, Ditto, he or she places it in the day care and never takes it out.

In the day care, another pokemon is placed with the ditto so that it will produce an egg, either to obtain a pokemon only obtainable by egg or to simply reproduce it to trade it off in the Global Trade Center (GTC) for a rarer pokemon.
I have my spiritomb out ditto whoring so I can trade off the eggs at the GTC for some shiny legendaries.
Ditto Whoring by Revonex March 22, 2011

ditto head 

A person, usually of low intelligence, that has been programmed or brainwashed by political activist Rush Limbaugh into believing that the fallacies created on his show are real.
Don't take Steve's word for it, he is a ditto head and hasn't looked into the facts.
ditto head by Rich Mckenzie August 30, 2006

ditto-head

A follower of right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh.
"Gee, the world used to have hope, before the ditto-heads got a hold of it!"
ditto-head by sick of u August 27, 2008

Ditto Head 

Originates from the Rush Limbaugh radio show. Rush Limbaugh is what's known as a bullshit artist. Ditto heads are people who voluntarily request to have their heads filled with his bullshit.
Don't mind Jacob. He is a ditto head...he confuses being loud, judgmental, self righteous, and a devoted listener to Rush Limbaugh with understanding politics.
Ditto Head by Not Webster November 6, 2009