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Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.
Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
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disturbed owl

An owl that is mentally unstable and might take a shit on your head.
by Ganahim October 15, 2009
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Harmonic Distortion

by California Genius December 7, 2010
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reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004
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Disturbed

Most Definatly the BEST band ever. End of Story. Anyone who thinks otherwise just doesnt know what music really is.
Dude, have you heard Disturbed lately? Their music actually MEANS something!
by Killa_Pike July 8, 2004
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Mentally disturbed

Sometimes used as an insult, a mentally disturbed person is someone with a mental disorder which affects their cognitive, emotional, or social functioning.

This includes depression, anxiety, being too self-conscious, insomnia, inability to control emotions, angry outbursts, or shutting down emotionally, feeling numb or disconnected from society, disordered eating, not seeing things the way they really are, delusions, hallucinations, unfair prejudices, lying, thinking people are out to get you, trying to control others and not controlling yourself and/or judging and criticizing others harshly.
Pat claims to be “gender fluid”. In truth, Pat is a classic example of a gender fluid person who has the right to choose their own gender orientation. Anyone who thinks otherwise has unfair prejudices and is, therefore, mentally disturbed.
by kit_scrolls June 2, 2020
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disturbed

A nu-metal (generally pertaining to their first album, The Sickness)/hard rock (the latter albums, Believe and Ten Thousand Fists) band mostly known for their debut and its most popular single, "Down With The Sickness". Therefore, they are generally dismissed as an immature, typical nu-metal band. While The Sickness is decent, their follow-up, Believe, contains melodic and complex elements that more than surpass it. Their most recent album, Ten Thousand Fists, effectively combines the anger of The Sickness and the focused creativity of Believe. Most listeners do not realize this, of course.
Disturbed Fan: So, how about Disturbed?
Typical Radio Listener: Dude, aren't they the guys that scream like monkeys and bang on the drums?
Disturbed Fan: Then I take it you haven't heard anything released by them after 2000.
by suaveslav November 4, 2007
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