dish hat

An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.

When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.

"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."

"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"

"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"

"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"

by Brett Christie Windsor October 1, 2012

dish butt

a butt sooooo flat that theres no difference between legs ass and back

jordan’s mom jeans give her a dish butt

by jordyn wordyn December 11, 2018

Dish Pit

Noun. A place in which you clean dishes, glasses, pots and pans. You slave and sweat over the steam of the dish washer. Contains a sprayer, dishwasher, dirty stuff rack, drain on the floor, three sinks (wash, rinse, sanitize) and the kitchen bitch. Greasy, grimy, slime infested, gives you zits kind of place. If you work here you're put at the bottom of the employment chain and get ragged on.

Hey slacker, get the fuck back to the dish pit.

by Erika the Pecka Wrecka December 21, 2008

Dish Hangover

The awful feeling one experiences upon viewing the kitchen mess the morning after a dinner party.

I was dog tired but I forced myself to stay up and clean the kitchen to avoid tomorrow's dish hangover.

by Laird G November 30, 2009

dish pig

staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.

Can you call the waiter over? No, not him, he's just a dish pig.

by londonmark September 5, 2003

Dish Rat

adj.

a) someone who washes dishes for a living, in a cafe / bar etc.

b) term meant to be used as an insult.

a) Tony= "Man I fucking hate being a dish rat at the local pub. It's shit pay, and I come home smelling like shit"
Anothony= "Make your job sound better, call yourself an "Underwater Porcelain technician"

b) "Dude, your a fucking dishrat. Go use your n00b tubes some more.

by Xx5ilentNite November 2, 2008

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010