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9mm Discount

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.
"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."
by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011
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discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
by Half Full September 3, 2010
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Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.
by Rude Raven May 5, 2008
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hindu discount

After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.
After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.
by Randy Smith October 27, 2007
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Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price
omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat
by team produce September 11, 2010
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Discount Timberlake

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...
by Turdberry October 6, 2018
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discount acquaintance

a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services
"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."
by dean keenly April 14, 2014
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