pugilistic-diplomacy

When involved in a politically-tense situation and all progress has halted in discussions, it is the practice of applying percussive-logic to your opponent in the form of a beat-down.

"Justin was ignorantly speaking about 'homos' again last night at the bar. But my gay cousin was with us and got really upset. So I stuck up for my cousin and argued with Justin until he threw a beer at me. At that point I switched to pugilistic-diplomacy and prevailed in the argument."

by BangarangYourMom August 22, 2012

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

diplomacy

1) Is the ability to tell someone that they are full of shit and having them fully understanding and agreeing with you before you've finished explaining why.
2) Knowing how to sound like you agree with an opposing view while tactfully bringing the opposition around to your way of thinking.

Talking your way out of a traffic ticket takes tact and diplomacy.

by cunninglinguist April 26, 2005

digro

a digro is someone who has a short stubby dick and never gets laid. They pray all day long that one day there dick will grow large enough to satify a woman but it never will. So instead they become addicted to porn especially pornos involving anal sex.

will my digro stubbe will my digro at all?

by poon tickler the great December 4, 2010

diplodochalus

Not an actual word, but Ali A thinks that it is a type of dinosaur.

Lol bro, did you see the diplodochalus meme?

by ItsYaBoyAliA September 25, 2019

Diplomating

Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.

The man was diplomating in front of us as we grabbed our drinks at the bar.

by Chick Evans October 14, 2019

deprovement

opposite of improved, duh.

the new office is a major deprovement over the old one. but at least it's high up so i can jump out the window and kill myself

by alexis negro June 3, 2008