Dio Brando

Dio Brando is the main antagonist from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, he also appears as the main antagonist in Stardust Crusaders. He also has a big dick, dear god it is so big, the Burj Khalifa is an inch tall compared to it.

You thought this would be a normal definition for Dio Brando, BUT IT WAS A JOKE!

by floridaFargone December 01, 2018

Dio bestia

Dio bestia is an espression that is used by italian guys when they're angry(2), or when they prove strong emotion(1).

E' fredda Dio bestia!
This water is very very cold!(1)

Mi è saltata la connessione Internet, Dio bestia!
Oh no, my Internet connession is useful!(2)

by Slash92 November 05, 2007

dio fa

A profanity used in Piedmont (Italy), meaning "God is a liar." Also a track on Frank Zappa's, Civilization Phase III.

Dio fa!

by Jomoz July 12, 2018

dio porco

An Italian insult, calling God a pig.
See porco dio, for it is used more regularly, and has a better flow

ma, dio porco, Lei capisce?

by willgaspari September 15, 2005

Dio Brando

A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years

jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando

by salamandersnot August 11, 2020

dio verme

An italian imprecation that associate God with a dirty Worm. It's not very common in Italy, but still powerful and useful, for example when you're angry, when you hurt yourself, when you just want to insult God and in many others situations (see also Porcodio, Diocane, Madonna puttana...)

"Ma dio verme che dovrei farci?!"
"Dio verme what am i supposed to do?!"
Or "Dio verme che male!"

"Dio verme what a pain!"

by Riskotake November 20, 2013

porco dio

An italian's refined term to express disappointment.

"Io ho pagato e nun me fanno entrà, porco dio porco, porcoddio!"
"Excuse me gentlemen, can I please enter the club?"

by Maggiorana August 30, 2019