DIO

a zesty 100+ year old vampire who likes having sex with priests

Bro, my priest said he met a Dio last night, he couldn't believe it!

by Bisexual Weeb The 2nd February 16, 2023

Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

dio

vampiro fromteriso homesexual volador acuchigador que aparece en phantom blood y en starduss crusadertaambien tiene a su stand el mundo que puede para el tiempo sus enemigos son jotaro josep egipsian tur el negro abdol iggi kakgion

dio es un homosexual

by makilox December 16, 2023

Dio

When your emotions or intentions are so chaotic

Im dio!

by pluh. September 24, 2025

Dio Brando

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.

JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!

by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

dio cancaro

Typical italian exclamation, like dio cane, dio porco, dio ladro ecc., used when people are angry.
For example, in Padova, there is a man riding a bicycle who screams "DIO CANCAROOOOOOOOO" if you call him "maometto".

Tasi dio cancaro!
Va in figa de to mare dio cancaro!
Dio cancaro de dioooooo!
Butta tritolo dio cancarooo!

by Operaio random August 30, 2015

dio merda

Used in Italy as an insult to God, when suffering a pain or when something doesn't go as planned

"Dio merda che male"
"Ma perchè la connessione non funziona ora dio merda"

by Chr1sto November 30, 2015