Dilapidated

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.

"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"

by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009

Dilophosaurus

Right before a guy is about to cum, he spreads his sack out wide with both hands and then blasts his "venom" in/on the girl's eyes, temporarily blinding her.

Why was she so mad at you yesterday?

I gave her a dilophosaurus.

by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010

Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.

Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!

by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004

dilpreet

very talktive child, loves pokemon and videogames. has a very good sense of humor, and has 2 very weird cousins

Those childs are so dilpreet.

by PAM2009 March 7, 2009

Dilapitante

A woman who is past her prime, yet still behaves as a debutante. Her habits include scandalous outfits that make younger people uncomfortable and flirtatious behavior with men at least 15 years younger. Also known as MILF or cougar.

Madonna and Cher are classic examples of a Dilapitante.

by MutantWhale March 30, 2007

Diopophobia

Fear of Charlotte Bobcats Center DeSagana Diop and/or other related African NBA scrub Centers/Power Forwards

Billy's Diopophobia prevented him from attending the Bobcats game last night.

by Shotgun West May 25, 2011

Dilphunkal

A horrible and utterly disgusting person, who is incredibly rude and obnoxious.

I cannot believe how rude he was at dinner! He is such a dilphunkal!

by coalatree14 April 11, 2013