she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. she has the best personality out of everyone and she is the funniest. she is right all the time. never get into an argument with her because you'll never win. she can change your mood and brighten your day with a click of a button. her smile can make you smile everytime you see it. she is the one you always want to be and spend the rest of your life with. to you she is so special and even you find it crazy sometimes. she is the one who made you realize that you've never been in love before. to you, she is everything.
by selomelo March 15, 2023
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1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.
2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.
2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.
2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011
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Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016
Get the run some diagnostics on the commode mug.An online activist for human rights. Has over 50,000 virtual 'Myspace' friends and is therefore considered as a Myspace celebrity.
He is extremely popular in the teen market; mainly attracting confused young boys and girls in awe. Along with comforted parents.
He is also a model and has been featured in several international magazines. He is the founder of www.DitchTHELabel.com which has over 20000 supporters worldwide.
He is extremely popular in the teen market; mainly attracting confused young boys and girls in awe. Along with comforted parents.
He is also a model and has been featured in several international magazines. He is the founder of www.DitchTHELabel.com which has over 20000 supporters worldwide.
Confused boy: umg, i'm wanking over some guys myspace
Girl in awe: WHO?!
Confused boy *panting*: DiageoLiam
Girl in awe: WHO?!
Confused boy *panting*: DiageoLiam
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by Will Pagano April 19, 2005
Get the San Diago mug.Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
by Caboose988 July 9, 2018
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doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."
you- "Fuck Me!"
doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."
you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
you- "Fuck Me!"
doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."
you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011
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