DFTBH

Don't Forget To Be Happy

"DFTBA, DFTBH!" he said, right before he died a noble death.

by WhoaXitsaninja May 27, 2010

Dirtbagging

Being at a certain point of desperation where you'll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who's left the lounge. Common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the "seed" in "seedy", and need that extra drink. Usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you "belong" in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, fuck-all gesture.

"Dude--drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag."

"You wanna go get drinks later--maybe a bit of dirtbagging?"

by Skip Bloody Rotter June 10, 2009

Dirtball Digger

It is when a man puts his penis inside his girlfriend's, OR BOYFRIEND'S asshole, while quoting Steve Austin lines, pounds rapidly in their anal cavity. Suddenly, the pitcher feels a sharp pain in his penis tip, so he pulls out, and what does he find? A little chunk of shit lodged in his peehole. That, my friend, is a Dirtball Digger.

My friend Brett got a Dirtball Digger from some fat chick who just had Chipotle. Gross.

by Akuma75 November 8, 2010

DIFTS

Abbrv. Do It For The Story
Often used to make someone do something they don't necessarily want to do. Making things happen that normally would not stricly to be able to tell people about it. Doing things you would not normally do because of the memories you will have.

James : Yo man lets go out, dollar beers.
Sean : Can't do it man, got a huge final tommorow.
James : Comon man lotta girls, going to be epic night
Sean : Test tommorow... CAN'T
James : DIFTS
Sean : DAMMIT MAN, ill go get ready...

by James O'Donoghue May 14, 2007

dirtbird

A woman of ill repute. A promiscuous female. A dirty, venerial whore who men should not touch with the longest of bargepoles.

"That Mavis is a right whore. Barry caught glowing herpes off her, the fecking dirtbird."

by Murf Murphy. April 26, 2006

Dirtbomb

1. A person who is extremely dirty, raggedy and usually smelly. They are mostly avoided by society because they are too disgusting. Also, because they are outcasts they form factions and roam the streets.

"Hey, I think i smell something..."
"Oh shit, it's the dirtbombs! Run!"

by SkullKingGuy June 8, 2009

dirtbird

Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.

"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"

by womoma April 15, 2005