dick in the face

a lame ass nigga who rides anyones jock

Yo shut the fuck up you dick in the face.

by hood08 October 10, 2008

Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007