dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

dickplay

Essentially halfway to first base, dickplay is when a female plays with, twiddles, or generally makes physical contact with a penis without actually making the effort to engage in a handjob or oral sex.

Duncan: Hey Frankie, I heard you hooked up with Sophia last night. Did you get laid?

Frankie: Ugh...nope.

Duncan: Head? Handjob?

Frankie: (shakes head disappointingly)

Duncan: Well...anything?

Frankie: Nothing, besides some brief dickplay...such a tease.

by French Character December 4, 2011

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Dickclap

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

dickblaster

UR MOM

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.

by matrixx1 May 29, 2010