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Dickfuckery

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017
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DICKBUCK

This is a term used when one guy trying to bang a chic that another guy is actually hanging with at the time.
Yo Nikki why dont u DICKBUCK Mike and ride a Buck dick like mine
by BumbleHumblee April 11, 2020
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dickbucket

Ah man i just lost my dickbucket
by Trifter November 25, 2020
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Dicksnickers

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick
Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick
by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022
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dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017
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dicksick

When a man fails to get sex and drops sleazy comments on any exposed females on social network.
Tom is so dicksick he has left a comment on every bikini wearing female’s Instagram that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
by Observer274647 July 10, 2019
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dickfuck

When someone is so much of just a single celled piece of shit that the word dick alone doesn't sum them up, and you feel the urge to yell "fuck" at them every time they exist within the vicinity of your presence. It is a more extreme version of asshole.
That discord server owner was such a dickfuck that he decided to publish private chats to the public when some of the people left the server for personal reasons.
by suckmydick69420 September 25, 2019
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