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dicktart

1) A SweetTart that has been rubbed on the genitalia of two men and then was eaten by another man

2) Rye Mathers is the official DickTart
1) When Rye ate that DickTart it was the funniest thing I have ever seen

2) Because Rye Mathers ate that SweetTart rubbed on mine and Will's genitals he is the Official DickTart
by Robert Williamson April 26, 2005
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dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.
"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me
by r0tc0d February 19, 2007
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dicktart

In U.S. Navy jargon, dicktart is the essential piece of information; the heart of the matter; or outstanding test-preparation material (such as an old test copy). A person who is tired of hearing all the extraneous information surrounding a problem might exclaim "Just give me the dicktart!"

Originated at the U.S. Naval Academy and introduced from there into the wider navy, where it sees less frequent usage.
"Just give me the dicktart!"
by Randy "Rocky Road" Savage January 10, 2009
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Dickstorm

noun: A large quantity of dicks.
I was looking at the missed connections section of craigslist last night because it makes me feel better about myself and all of the pictures loaded at once. Man, it was a real Dickstorm!
by T-Bone5682 November 5, 2012
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Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.
Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.
by Pat Dow June 2, 2021
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Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
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dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.
OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !
by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008
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