Dicklestick

A penis so thin it’s like a stick

“ his penis was so small I laughed and called it a dicklestick ... he got upset”

by Omni cypher July 9, 2018

Dicktention

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019

dicklectic

people who is to much of a dumb ass to read, they spend most of there times in caves to avoid any kind of literature and drink only letter free water

sorry i cant hear you im dicklectic

by austinoperossis August 29, 2019

Dickmentia

When a girl goes in and out of consciousness while having intercourse.

If you fuck Lily she will pass tf out because she has dickmentia.

by inutinyourmom September 10, 2019

Dickmentia

When you get fucked so well, your brain stops functioning besides thinking about getting laid again.

Me: Hey Alex, did you study for the exam?
Alex: I had a horrible case of dickmentia, I couldn't focus on anything. I even forgot everything I learned from class!

by UnofficialMedJournal July 18, 2019

Dickmentia

When you haven't had sex in so long that you forget what it feels like.

"It's been so long since Daniel fucked, he's got dickmentia."

by Sour_Honeybee September 22, 2019

Dickdetic

A woman or man who has instant and total visual recall of dick from their past. Such individuals with this gift of memory can recall each and every detail of such imagery.

I will draw you a collage of all of the penes that have been thrusted upon the purview of mine eyes. I have dickdetic memory, after all!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021