Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick

When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie

by JakAthey November 2, 2018

Dicketh

The mightiest of dicks. They say that size doesn't matter and it's the motion of the ocean and that applies to dicketh. Dicketh might be small but it makes tsunamis while everyone else is in dead waters.

The mighty dicketh is all powerful

by Big boto hammah February 21, 2020

Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.

You forreal dickeating yo.

by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020

trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.

V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.

by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022