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by Sowowdamm February 28, 2017
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divastated

The state of being so devastated, and also so fabulous, that you have to on the daybed (a couch will do in a pinch) all day and have people bring you treats and intoxicants.
A. After her break-up with the prince of Williamsburg, Claire was so divastated that we had to work in shifts just to keep her pillows fluffed and her glass full.

B. How does she always look impeccable even when she's in a state of divastation? It must be the waterproof mascara.
by Lady Khalayha April 17, 2013
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devastation

the process of being fist fucked by a filthy old man (preferably tramp like)
that guy will give you ultimate devistation tonight.
by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003
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Deviate

To devise, or plot a scheme of wholly evil intent.
"Deeeeeeeeeeeevvvviate!"

"Come my friend, let us deviate. Mwhahahahaha!"
by Them February 16, 2004
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Double Dipper of Devistation

when anal sex is being preformed the man blows his load in the woman's anus and she pushes it out into a spoon and the man feeds it to her.
my girl took the Double Dipper of Devistation like a champ last night.
by RC IDEAS April 26, 2010
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DeVostated

That sinking feeling you get when you realize institutions of higher education are returning to a primarily academic mission, and extraneous regulations meant to engineer radical progressive social policy are being stripped away, leaving you to make, and be responsible for, your own decisions.
Now that insert college name here has been DeVostated, I guess I'll have to think twice before I drink myself half blind and get passed around like a bottle of Fireball at this weekend's Frat parties.
by TANSTAAFL1 October 23, 2017
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