beep detector

Another word for a smoke detecor/fire alarm that i used to say as a kid

The beep detector needs new batteries

by Maxine996 January 4, 2023

Sex Detector Gun

n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.

"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"

by Nizzoid November 15, 2003

Police detector

A spliff made by hollowing out a cigarette. There fore once finished it looks like a normal cigarette.
This is done so hopefully the police dont realise your smokeing a spliff.

Use when sitting in parks after pub closing.

by Weazil April 14, 2004

internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.

SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.

Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"

by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014

Hillbilly's Fire Detector

A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.

ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...

by rylez March 18, 2011

donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017