Derp der on the der der

Phrase used after something completely obvious is stated, usually to provoke someone.

Gary: "Did you guys know that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?!"

Stef: "Derp der on the der der!"

DJ: "Gary, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."

by deejinator27 May 14, 2013

derpatitis

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

DerpDude

He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man

Oh that DerpDude, he’s gonna get you

by DerpDude107 May 6, 2019

resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

Johnny Depp someone

Actively accusing an innocent person of a crime or unlawful or immoral act that they did not commit, knowing full well who did it or even being the person who did it.

"I'm gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they're gonna want to crawl into a hole and die." - Tek Knight (played by Derek Wilson) in The Boys spinoff Gen V (Season 1, Episode 4)
"Amber Turd "

by TheKing980 October 6, 2023

Herp derp

When two people from different cultures have an outdoor wedding and the person officiating is Jewish.

That wedding was a total herp derp.

by Jexlar January 7, 2018

Deppgasm

This commonly used phrase, was first dated back to the turn of the 17th century meaning what happened to 2 lovers when they were hit by cupids arrow, increasing their love and with that, their tremendous lust. Now of course, its meaning has changed slightly. It now refers to a man known as Boppington. It is urban legend that this man had the power to make lesbian women and straight men fall desperatly in lust with him. As for gay men and straight women however, they would stalk him for lifetimes and at every opportunity, would make love with him any place. anytime. It also refers to a feeling that one can only get when seeing this man. The feeling is not spiritual and sexual. It is a feeling that cannot be described unless one has felt it. When one reaches this state, they are enlightened. Buddha experienced this and discovered the meaning of light when having his deppgasm. (See "Boppington" and "Johnny Depp" for more on this perfect man.)

While a school was watching movie POTC, they all experienced a deppgasm simultaneosly.

by Rena S February 3, 2005