denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

denim downhiller

A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.

I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.

by cox82 January 1, 2009

Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.

"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"

by cowtools February 9, 2010

Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010

dennis the penis

Nickname or Stage name of Adult Film Star Dennis Fandrick. Dennis Starred in over 90 films during the late 1980's heyday of straight to video Adult Films. Starring with such adult film actresses as, Stacy Donovan, Janelle Cumming, Christy Canyon and Shauna Grant. Dennis was billed in movies under his stage name, Dennis the Penis and in several early films under the name Dennis Fandrick. He is believed to have left the Adult Film industry in 1990 and is currently working in the Mainstream Hollywood movie industry on the production side of the camera.

1985's "Crystal Balls" starring, Candie Evans and Dennis the Penis.

by fuzzard September 4, 2008

denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.

Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw

by lord_jefe May 30, 2006

Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008