denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.
Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw
by lord_jefe May 27, 2006
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dampties

A case of the old damp panties. I.E. a very exited woman.
I could smell her dampties from 15 feet away when she met George Michael.
by Lord_Jefe February 23, 2006
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