lord_jefe's definitions

denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.

Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw

by lord_jefe May 30, 2006

dampties

A case of the old damp panties. I.E. a very exited woman.

I could smell her dampties from 15 feet away when she met George Michael.

by Lord_Jefe February 25, 2006