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Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.
Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.
by J Crisler September 25, 2009
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Dexter Delay

A side effect experienced from dextromethorphan DXM abuse in which the person using it has slower reflexes and reaction time -- Also see dexter and robotrip
The cause of the accident was a dexter delay.
by APatcher September 17, 2003
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Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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Tony Delay

When someone does not listen correctly to a conversation, and then after an unspecified amount of time, talks about said conversation verbatim.
T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
by G-pooch January 21, 2009
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Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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rubbernecking delay

n. traffic delay caused by motorists' gawking at any type of car accident, even those on the shoulder of the road. Delays caused by rubberneckers are often the main reason for the slowing of traffic after an accident, rather than the accident itself.
Sorry we're late— 95 was backed up for miles from a rubbernecking delay.
by theodorickb April 12, 2011
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Input delay

When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020
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