Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.
Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.
by J Crisler September 25, 2009
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by APatcher September 17, 2003
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by AD218 August 28, 2008
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T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
by G-pooch January 21, 2009
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Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010
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The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
by wordelder April 11, 2011
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