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The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009
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Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.
"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."
by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014
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deen

Arabic word for religion, faith.

There are several meanings of Deen. One meaning is honour, government, empire, monarchy and rulership. The second meaning is quite opposite to it, i.e. subordination, obedience, slavery, servitude and subjection. Third meaning is to account, to give judgment, and dispense reward and punishment of actions. The word Deen has been used in the Qur'an in all these three meanings.
"Deen with Allah is al-Islam" and
"And whoso seeketh as Deen other than Islam, it will not be accepted from him."
by Hassbee January 18, 2006
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Sanne Deen

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. When I look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kill a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better and her voice is undesirable, it just perfect. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. Some of greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and i just cant imagine life without her.
Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah i talked with Sanne Deen for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.
by Need your love February 9, 2013
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Airdrie Defence Syndrome

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.
Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?
by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020
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defenestration

by Daae Diva March 30, 2005
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defenestrater

n. A person that likes to throw people out of windows.
Stay away from that guy, he's a fuckin' defenestrater!
by DogSlaughter December 4, 2004
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