Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011

Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.

Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol

by #FreeMason September 10, 2019

Small delectable victories

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

by Donovan May 13, 2005

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

ground defects

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well

My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!

by P Holiday September 12, 2011

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.

Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded

by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021