Dentist

A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.

Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

rodeo dentistry

When a dentist is trying to work on a (non sedated) kid, but they are squirming and bucking around like a wild horse. Has the potential to be a safety issue.

Dentist: Oh no, it's the Smith's kid. Last time we saw him, it turned into rodeo dentistry, maybe I'll suggest nitrous or sedation to the parents

by BKT123 October 12, 2017

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

dentist

a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.

my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.

by the amphibian messiah October 1, 2005

Dentist Chair

The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.

Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair

Guy 1: You're a genius.

by Fat Lars December 19, 2011

Teethyz Dentist

Name of ROBLOX Dentist group.

Q: When Teethyz Dentist made of?
A: November 2016!

by Help_er April 30, 2019

dentist

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.

I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!

by ken69 February 10, 2009