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Get the Deepskrt mug.Somebody who is extremely fat and into men/boys. they are usually super ugly, actually always. You do not want to be near them, as they are super nasty and just perverts and creepy. If male, they are also incels and basement dwellers.
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by NotDeelen March 1, 2022
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Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?
Person 2: yeah even created it
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Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
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Something that wasn't free, but you got it free
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"yeah I can hook it up bitch, I always get the best deals"
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If you were to get something half price, or into a movie free, you just got the best deals
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If you were to get something half price, or into a movie free, you just got the best deals
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