Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

dedication

When a male masturbates then ejaculates on someone's photo. And then giving it to that person.

wow that was a great photo of your mom. I'm going do give her a dedication later tonight

by ChrisIsNoAngel January 18, 2011

Dedication

Going a bit too far to the point of being unhealthy and a little bit crazy... Like having your work email sent to your iPhone so you're allways accessable, even on days off - very dumb.

Kelly didn't put her OOO on, she's checking her work mail on her days off - that's dedication....crazy...

by Giggsy15 May 29, 2011

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Deathcation

The length of time your workplace grants for the grieving of "close" relatives you care nothing about.

Our evil step-mother kept the news of my estranged father's death from us in an attempt to deny us our celebratory deathcation.

by Daddy's Girl2318 October 13, 2011