Darren gives off big dick energy. Small but mighty package. Darren has the back of a Greek god. And the muscles of Gaston. Darren could sit on my face and I would thank him, personality’s pretty great too.
by Gingers4life January 13, 2022
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by I-f1 August 04, 2013
Literally the most amazing person you've ever met. Not only is he funny, adorable, sweet and awesome, but he makes THE BEST boyfriend EVER. Everytime he talks to you, your heart soars and you experience the most wonderful form of happiness. He always makes you smile and the urge to hug him is simply overwhelming. You wish you could be with him all the time and always feel a little melancholy when he has to leave.
by I_Am_Z November 24, 2012
An egotistical jerk who thinks every girl likes him and thinks he's sooo cute and really he looks like a scrawny white asian with the worst hair line ever. This boi needs to eat some cheetos and hunt down a social life.
by SavagelyGucci November 09, 2016