Darren

Darren gives off big dick energy. Small but mighty package. Darren has the back of a Greek god. And the muscles of Gaston. Darren could sit on my face and I would thank him, personality’s pretty great too.

Darren’s only 5’8…

Yeah but he definetly has a big dick

by Gingers4life January 12, 2022

Darren

A Darren can be described as someone who is quite large in circumference, and has a magnificent booty.

Person 1: Hey, don't you think that guys kind of a Darren
Person 2: Yeah, he's got such a big booty

by Tonsilitoes January 30, 2022

Darren

someone who is fucking useless

my brother is such a darren

by certifiedtasty December 10, 2018

Darren

Darren is a cunt

That man Darren, he is a right cunt

by Darrenisacunt August 6, 2017

Darren

Being a 'darren' means you are being an idiot, you've said something stupid, weird etc...

P1: I love how JB spat on his fans.
P2: Don't be such a darren...

by I-f1 September 5, 2013

Darren

Literally the most amazing person you've ever met. Not only is he funny, adorable, sweet and awesome, but he makes THE BEST boyfriend EVER. Everytime he talks to you, your heart soars and you experience the most wonderful form of happiness. He always makes you smile and the urge to hug him is simply overwhelming. You wish you could be with him all the time and always feel a little melancholy when he has to leave.

I can't believe I have a boyfriend as amazing as Darren...

by I_Am_Z November 28, 2012

Darren

An egotistical jerk who thinks every girl likes him and thinks he's sooo cute and really he looks like a scrawny white asian with the worst hair line ever. This boi needs to eat some cheetos and hunt down a social life.

Alright, Darren, settle down and drink your bleach.

by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016