dadonkadonk

It's the junk in your trunk man. It's what you put your mug on and saddle up and ride. It's an ass. You guys are dumbasses, it isn't dadonkadonk, it is badonkadonk.

Yo man, her badonkadonk is fuckin' nice man, I just wanna ram her!

by Josh March 22, 2004

doot dado

A person commonly characterized by mentally retarded actions

Yo, Chris is a fucking doot dado fo sho nigga! He must have left his helmet at home!

by likmuhballs December 21, 2008

dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

dayog

da bomb ass epic math man. Litt teacher and he is da bomb sunglasses manz.

person 1: ur a bad teacher
person 2: stuff u
person 1: but I am a dayog
person 2: *Explodes and disappears forever and becomes not straight*

by chiggakys May 21, 2018

dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.

The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018

dandoggsextoy

Dandoggsextoy is self explanatory but if your a sped nigga it just a 22inch double decker dildo 1st edition AKA Æ-22 1Ē

Omg girl have you used Dandoggsextoy it works wonders

by Dandoggsextoy January 8, 2021

Dadage

When a girl has daddy issues. Dad baggage.

Yo. That watch out fo dat gurl. She got some heavy dadage bruh.

by Lilteetz March 1, 2021