hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

The Cyclops

When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010

dirty cyclops

when a friend shows you his ass hole at an unexpected time.

"holey fucking ass... did you just give me the dirty cyclops?"

"yes i did.. did you not like it?"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018