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crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.
Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!
by Glamma69 January 3, 2017
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pussy crushing

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite
by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019
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fancy cussing

The use of accents on the vowels in curse words in order to make them fancier. Primarily used in texting or chats.
Renee told that douchcanoe to fúck off. She was fancy cussing.
by Jim Chewpert December 16, 2019
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Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
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crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.
I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.
by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010
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pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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