When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
by Professor Tripp October 13, 2016
Get the jelly cupboardmug. A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010
Get the Cupboard Ratmug. A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
Get the clearing out the airing cupboardmug. -An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
Get the old lady's cupboardsmug. the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
Get the cupboard hagmug. *Jeff punches baby
Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
by SMegMatic69 May 10, 2022
Get the Indian in the Cupboardmug. 