Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022

Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.

A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!

by Huaehm November 25, 2022

Cump menz

Willing to be friends

Would you like to cump menz me

by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022

Cumping

The act of cumming whilst cramping.

"Oh shit... I was looking forward to a great shag but ended up cumping hard. It hurt but felt so good. I looked like I was being electrocuted as streams of jizz flew out of me"

by Sticky&Nicky December 20, 2021

CUMP

Cump

Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.

Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”

by Maxi P April 5, 2022

Cump (noun)

1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness

Cump (noun)

Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"

by EClever$ January 6, 2021

Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").

I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!

by SINNIK May 5, 2021