cum bucket

cum bucket - a term of endearment for your favorite slut bag whore.

yo cum bucket, are you driving to class or am i?

by curmbox January 18, 2005

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

fumbucket

An explative; usually a substitute for "fuck"

I just beat this guy on a game but he had a second form. FUMBUCKET!!

by Mr Apple Man October 13, 2013

Cum Bucket

A person who accepts cum on or in them like a bucket.

Hey, cum bucket, let me unleash my massive white load on your face.

by JizzManiac September 23, 2009

cum bucket

1. a girl who you wouldnt even bother interacting with but you just make a deposit in.
2. a girl who acts as if thats the only value they have to the world

This quality is often synonymous with heavy makeup, orange fake tan, short skirts, excessive cleavage and or badly peroxided hair. Although there are many exceptions to that rule.

Note. This is a term that is past slut because there is no enjoyment in the process for the girl

check out the cum bucket in the demin mini

by lillibet December 9, 2008

Cum bucket

A female that is a dispensary for semen. Will usually be open for business when ever see if awake. Someone that you can ejaculate your come into for free. Where u put your cock in when your about to cum. And chicks vagina that is always wet and ready for deposit.located in a skanks stomach .

That chick sucked everyone off she is a real cum bucket. Everyone and there uncles deposited sperm in that cum bucket. That cum bucket got fired for drinking on the job at the sperm donation clinic

by DAKIDCRIMEBOSS September 21, 2015

cuntbucket

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.

Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?

by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010