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Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
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Closet Party

GAY FUN TIME. THE ACT OF CLOSETED HUMANS PARTYING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A CLOSET. FORCED TO COME OUT INTO HOMOPHOBIC WORLD DUE TO CLAUSTROPHOBIA.. ALL GAYS ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ITS A TRUE FACT M8...
GAY: IM STRAIGHT LOL JUST HAVING A CLOSET PARTY
FURRY: SAME
by Shakers Whisk April 19, 2017
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Closest person to you

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .
Who is the closest person to you?
by Created from love February 11, 2019
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Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun
Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.
by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018
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A close encounter of the athletic kind

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.
One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.
by futbolr21 August 22, 2023
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Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.
1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.
by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009
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pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009
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