(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
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An oval that curves in towards the center. A curval can be double-sided, curving in on both sides, as in the shape of a peanut, or single-sided, curving in on only one side, as in the shape of a bean.
The swimming pool is in the shape of a curval.
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Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Example A (telephone conversation)
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
by Mikeeemike November 22, 2011
Get the Cuervo mug.Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
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