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Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason
Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.
by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018
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Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.
Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019
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Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!
by Meteli June 2, 2019
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Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner
"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"
by CosmicPond January 8, 2020
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Gaben-cucked

When bullets dont register in CS:GO. Similar to the expression CS:GO'd exept its usually used when awping or when only around 2-4 bullets count in an entire mag.
player 1 - "I always get Gaben-cucked when i try to go mid with my awp".
player 2 -"Same... Everytime i shoot someone the bullets dont register and i get shot".
by P4RTYP00P3R July 6, 2020
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Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
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Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
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