crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

crystal mountain

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...

"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."

by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008

Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

David Crystal

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Crystle

Fabulous and fun-loving. The life of the party. Crystle is beautiful inside and out. Makes the best friend, one you can trust with your life. Selfless and giving. Someone you would be extremely lucky to know. Fabulous cook, but can't bake a cookie to save her life.

My best friend? She's a real Crystle.

by kejjmh February 1, 2010

crysturbate

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008