1. Him : Oh she “Pulled a CRYSTAL” at work today
2. Her : Yes we shall do full body wax.
(Few days later)…(Nothing happens)
Him : You pulled a Crystal again
2. Her : Yes we shall do full body wax.
(Few days later)…(Nothing happens)
Him : You pulled a Crystal again
by Gilfoyle Dragneel December 15, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. by csabyc May 30, 2017
Get the crystalmug. Best mother u can ask for. The one and only. A good mother. A caring Women. Has a good job. Gives all needs. Makes sure her child is safe at all times. Would do anything for her kids lives.
by Kapalot Savage October 6, 2019
Get the Crystalmug. A type of stimulate drug that enhances dangerous side effects.
Or the love of someones lifes who happens to be my drug.
Or the love of someones lifes who happens to be my drug.
by vitaminelvis April 26, 2008
Get the Crystalmug. You will fall in love for the first seconds of meeting her .
and every time you see her you will smile
and every time you see her you will smile
Crystal is beautiful
by Iwillbefamous September 20, 2019
Get the Crystalmug. nick-named "crystal meth" because people easily get addicted to her sense of humor and sexiness, she is a blue-eyed mexican with glow-in-the-dark nipples who knows how to party. she is always in heat, and can be lured to bed with geraniums and crunchy shrimp-tempura rolls.
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
by veee April 22, 2007
Get the crystalmug.