dick crouton

the best rs player ever
#gg faggots

Dick Crouton is the best ever.

by not dickcrouton October 24, 2013

Crouton

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton Slit

Woman who has had a bad case of thrush for so long without seeking any medical attention.

I heard she had a Crouton Slit. Oh thats sick!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

crofton academy

A school that has had requires improvement since 2016 and all

"Oi charva man might send my kids to crofton"
"Rahhh fam they have had requiresimprovement bare time and is going to become a outwood which would result in your kid getting excluded karen"
"Ok Bruce mans kids are off Becketts fam"

"Oi charva mans going to send manz kids to crofton academy blud"
"Rahhh that school is bad and going to become a outwood"

by Fitsymandemelite November 26, 2019

Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.

This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.

by candiedbones January 13, 2021

anal croutons

The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.

"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"

by Sir licks a lot May 13, 2014

soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016