crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.

by Danny L. December 13, 2008

crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010

crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

by Confobbler May 28, 2022

crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.

If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.

by W00t February 13, 2004

crotch jockey

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.

"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."

by England June 29, 2005

crotch buffet

Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.

By LuvH8Luv

The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.

by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022