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coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004
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The Croods

A horror/thriller documentary based on Armenian defeat in WW1. Directed by amateur film producer, Montgomery Python it is known as one of the best films of the last decade. It is renowned for its powerful imagery and clever wit. Mild-mannered professional athlete Woodrow Wilson is abducted by the Vietnamese Second Army, a cult of sea dwelling quadrupeds from Saturn. He tries his hardest to return home to his cat, Fido, but must first find the ancient sword of lore. His action packed adventure leads him to the one place he swore he would never return to... You will be on the floor laughing multiple times!
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the 10th Star Wars movie?
Person 2: Yeah! It was amazing my expectations haven't been that subverted since I saw The Croods in 1983!
by DankiBuddha November 28, 2019
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crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.
Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!
by Allahbeback May 26, 2006
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Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.
Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks
by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016
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croot

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created
hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms
by me April 2, 2005
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croosh

-some very good marijuana (derived from crucial)
-that shit was the croosh
by tdubs November 7, 2003
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Crooks

A gay guy who likes a lot of penis. He loves to like men's buttholes aw well
Look at the gay guy giving a BJ.
Must be a crooks.

Has to be a crooks.
by Cheesedoodle123456789 December 28, 2015
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