chooties

Scabbs in a mans "special place"

OMG you hav chooties...now im not gonna sleep with u

by kaboose April 28, 2006

Cooties

To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.

John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!

by RandomBlabberer April 23, 2010

Cooties

The reason why Molestation is Illegal

Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006

Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.

*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!

by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

by asdjkgaiogjdklsjfal;djf;lksdahjugihr;aigr April 26, 2005

Croolies

Young Male found Only In New Plymouth

Hey look theres that Cool guy "croolies"

by Phill.d December 28, 2008

Cooties

A form of STD that can develop from having unprotected sex

"Ooooo that girl has cooties!"

by Jenbear242 June 1, 2016