crooked pirate 

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

crooked pirate by vishay August 1, 2004

crooked hat bandit 

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

crooked hat bandit by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked number 

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

crooked number by John B32 August 22, 2017

crooked i 

Mutha truckin St. Ides, the King of all 40s. At 8.2% alcohol, this shit gets you crunked. Known as crooked I because of the zig zag shaped I behind the label.

I was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked I.

crooked i by 40oz Philosopher June 16, 2005

crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.

My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.

crooked eye by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

Crooked Fence by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

crooked pene by revan1892 March 13, 2008