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Get the Coonzilla mug.Cron- An omnipresent being whos knowledge is unquestionable and power is all encompassing. The Cron is a master of wheat avoidance, listener of reggae, enjoyer of cider and buyer of cat food. Crons word is final.
It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron;
Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn.
Sheltem: The encroacher of Cron, he plans to eventually throw Cron into the sun.
Statistical analysis: The bain of Crons existence.
The Cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron;
Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn.
Sheltem: The encroacher of Cron, he plans to eventually throw Cron into the sun.
Statistical analysis: The bain of Crons existence.
The Cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
person 1. "Grass is green"
The Cron. "No grass is purple!"
Person 1. "What are you on about?"
The Cron. " The Crons word is final!"
Person 1. "oh yeah it is purple!"
Person 2. "Here have some of this sandwhich."
The Cron. "No that contains wheat!"
Person 2. "You truly are a master of wheat avoidance!"
The Cron."I'll take this cat food please."
Shopkeeper." there you go."
The Cron."Thank you."
The Cron. "No grass is purple!"
Person 1. "What are you on about?"
The Cron. " The Crons word is final!"
Person 1. "oh yeah it is purple!"
Person 2. "Here have some of this sandwhich."
The Cron. "No that contains wheat!"
Person 2. "You truly are a master of wheat avoidance!"
The Cron."I'll take this cat food please."
Shopkeeper." there you go."
The Cron."Thank you."
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