Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018

Corned Identity Burger

A burger that comes with corner beef

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

crone

verb. To chill so hard that it is within the realm of possibility to be mistaken for being either asleep or even dead

You are too uptight. You need to sit back and crone for a while.

by DJNightRave February 20, 2011

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

crone

old person

hey kid, you should go help that croned woman cross the street.

by sbrna October 8, 2003

Cronenberg

One of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind.

You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)

Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P

"Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ

Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.

by Bark Duckerberg December 12, 2011

Corned beef hash

Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

by ALTbitches June 11, 2016